Rib-B-Qs are a lunch staple served every thursday at McQuarrie middle school, where they are infamous for being Dwight Tharp's favorite food. He has a habit of smearing 4 or 5 of them around in a pool of gravy, causing much disgust at the lunch table. 

Recently, Rib-B-Qs were discontinued by MMS for a healthier, albeit disgusting, alternative called "Edu-Fun's Farm-Fresh HunnyHam Healthyums®". These almost caused Dwight to leave the ORA for the first time, until Lunchman Jeff gave him a 144 quantity package of them.

After the fall of Funtime, however, they were re-instated to the MMS menu.